Procrastinating Snacker Gifts

'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fast Food Dieter

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Student Food Pyramid

Inactive wear store.

Breakfast surreal.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"It's a map to the vending machines."

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Hot dog.

'Because it's there!'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

Honest Vending Machine

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!