Procrastinating Snacker Pillows

'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fast Food Dieter

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Inactive wear store.

Breakfast surreal.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Student Food Pyramid

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"You complete me."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"It's a map to the vending machines."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'Because it's there!'

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

'Then there was the time I walked into this mars bar - I got covered in chocolate!'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'