'I tell you Eddy, I just love a sport where you can eat while you play.'
Snacker In The Sand Trap Prints
Decorate their golf space with art prints that capture the sassy spirit of the sand trap snacker—fun, memorable pieces for any golf fan’s collection.
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'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'
'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'
Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.
"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."
Honest Vending
"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."
"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."
"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."
Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'
"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."
"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."
'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'
"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."
A man plays golf by the sea
'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'
Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.
In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.
Student Food Pyramid
Breakfast surreal.
"Whoa! One last doughnut left."
Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.
"It's a map to the vending machines."
"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."
"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."
Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.
"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."
Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!
'Beer? Wassat then?'
'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'
Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine
"You complete me."
The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer
'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'
Snacker In The Sand Trap Prints Collection
Snacker In The Sand Trap Mugs
Discover a range of mugs perfect for the sand trap snacker—ideal for keeping their favorite beverage close during game days.
Snacker In The Sand Trap Pillows
Find fun pillows that show off their sand trap snacker pride—perfect for adding humor to any golf-themed space.
Snacker In The Sand Trap T-Shirts
Explore our witty t-shirts celebrating the sand trap snacker—great for making a statement on and off the course.