Seafaring Snacker Prints

'Snack Bar's Open.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Fresh pepper?"

Airplane Mode.

Viking Loch Ness

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"International trade"

Breakfast surreal.

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

S. S. All You Can Eat

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

"They're boulettes de viande. They're meatballs. They're balls of meat."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

The four major food groups.

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

'Squid? They told me this was CALAMARI!'

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

"Same ship, different day."

'I think you're going to love it! Our award-winning chef microwaved them to perfection.'

"We're not a seafood restaurant -- this building has a pretty severe lobster infestation."

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

Set Sail

"What do you fancy for breakie?"

'No, a 'spur-lash' isn't a 'nautical knot'.It's the noise the anchor makes when you throw it over the side into the water!'