Sea Snack Enthusiast Prints

"Look, salsa! This explains why the captain brought tortilla chips."

Tartine

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Rage.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Fresh pepper?"

Love is when you watch television together.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"How fresh is the calamari?"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Your lobster was off!

Super Heroes.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'