Seaside Snackers Prints

"Fresh pepper?"

"Is the MSG local?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'Snack Bar's Open.'

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s

Authentic Hot Dogs.

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

"Since it's only 10am, I'll have coffee, strawberry, and maple in a waffle cone."

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

'I just love eating organic food.'

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

Footsicle

"Look, salsa! This explains why the captain brought tortilla chips."

"Dad, what is a meal?"

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

"Gracie, you can't leave Animal Crackers all over the place!"

Can I use your wi-fi? Of course. Did you buy something? In a manner of speaking. I bought a Snickers bar last month at the 7-11 over in Candorville. So I'm basically a paying customer. I'm not following. My money went to pay the clerk's salary. A few days later, that clerk bought a magazine at a newsstand. The proprietor of the newsstand later used that money when he went to a massage parlor. He tipped the masseuse $65. The masseuse later took a bus to our town, where she bought a latter in this

Practical pirate.

Machines offer plain truth and sugar coated.

A meditator begins to crave cake.

'Yuck! Those generic brand surf boards really don't go well with surfer.'

Sonata in C for Piano and Potato Chips

"Hell man, what whacko orders chips for their last meal?"

The one that got away.

'It not only comes in a reusable container but the product itself is made entirely from recycled materials.'

Sustainable Fish and Chips.