Sideline Snacker Prints

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"The bagels are better in New York."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Beer Order

Breakfast surreal.

"You're the sport on my telly"

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"We grind our own catnip."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

Supermarket Aisles.

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

"There's nothing like ballpark sushi."

Seven Layers.

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

'Not eucalyptus leaves again!'

"Dad, what is a meal?"

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'

Usher

Football today

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'If I collapse there's a cherry danish in my lunchbox.'