Indulgent Snacker Prints

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'If I collapse there's a cherry danish in my lunchbox.'

Supermarket Aisles.

Chocolate Selection, Yuk Yuk Yuk Yum Yuk..

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Super Heroes.

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"The bagels are better in New York."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Breakfast surreal.

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

Dessert

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"We grind our own catnip."

"They're boulettes de viande. They're meatballs. They're balls of meat."

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

Bangers and Mash

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

Lady has a coffee break.

The four major food groups.

"He's really healthy, except for the grilled cheese."

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

'I think you're going to love it! Our award-winning chef microwaved them to perfection.'

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

"What are you doing?!"

"Dad, what is a meal?"

'Not eucalyptus leaves again!'