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"Fresh pepper?"

"Is the MSG local?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'Snack Bar's Open.'

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

Authentic Hot Dogs.

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

"Since it's only 10am, I'll have coffee, strawberry, and maple in a waffle cone."

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

'I just love eating organic food.'

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

Footsicle

"Look, salsa! This explains why the captain brought tortilla chips."

"Dad, what is a meal?"

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

Practical pirate.

Machines offer plain truth and sugar coated.

'Yuck! Those generic brand surf boards really don't go well with surfer.'

Sonata in C for Piano and Potato Chips

"Hell man, what whacko orders chips for their last meal?"

The one that got away.

'It not only comes in a reusable container but the product itself is made entirely from recycled materials.'

Sustainable Fish and Chips.