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Practical pirate.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Fresh pepper?"

Airplane Mode.

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

S. S. All You Can Eat

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

'Snack Bar's Open.'

"They're boulettes de viande. They're meatballs. They're balls of meat."

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s

The four major food groups.

'Squid? They told me this was CALAMARI!'

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

Apple Tree Dispenser

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

"Maybe I'll just put these cookies back."

'I think you're going to love it! Our award-winning chef microwaved them to perfection.'

Reserve Ants

"Lobster? Of course, sir - Whom should we notify in case of an emergency?"

"We're not a seafood restaurant -- this building has a pretty severe lobster infestation."

'This looks good. It's a six-hour special on how society is becoming too sedentary.'

'Oh my... Well, this is awkward!'

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'

Lady in supermarket dilema between good food or bad.

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

'The shell fish look nice - Do they explode?'

The arc of time & space: Naptime, primetime, snacktime, warptime.

Foodie Bank

'These are natural and organic ... two slabs of hog's bacon deep fried in crispy batter and dipped in chocolate.'

"What do you fancy for breakie?"

'I tell you Eddy, I just love a sport where you can eat while you play.'