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'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"How fresh is the calamari?"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Your lobster was off!

Honest Vending

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"How's the salmon?"

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

Prawn Cocktail Please

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."