Sand Napper Gifts

"I found this stuck in the sand right next to some sleeping people."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

ZZZZZZZ Top

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

A man plays golf by the sea

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Someone has had a hard day!

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"Maureen, A pillow."

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

Bored Meeting

'I don't know what's worse...you, Jenkins, snoring through my presentation, or you, Fredericks, complaining that it was keeping you awake!'

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

"When I said sleep on the problem, I didn't mean here!"

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"