Sand Napper T-Shirts

"I found this stuck in the sand right next to some sleeping people."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

A man plays golf by the sea

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

Someone has had a hard day!

"Maureen, A pillow."

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

Bored Meeting

'I don't know what's worse...you, Jenkins, snoring through my presentation, or you, Fredericks, complaining that it was keeping you awake!'

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

"When I said sleep on the problem, I didn't mean here!"

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

A cat resting after eating a bucket of fish