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'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'I've been told I grind my teeth while I'm napping at work.'

"Who's a good boy?!!"

Someone has had a hard day!

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"

"Brendan’s gap year morphed into a Grand Canyon decade."

"I found this stuck in the sand right next to some sleeping people."

A man lies in a hammock under leaves.

Half asleep.

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

'I don't know what's worse...you, Jenkins, snoring through my presentation, or you, Fredericks, complaining that it was keeping you awake!'

"When I said sleep on the problem, I didn't mean here!"

"This is not the sleeping beauty I paid good money to see!"

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

An Excellent Excuse.

Sloth on a hammock.

Napquest

Hammock resting on books.

'I've tried giving him lots of E numbers - but still nothing...!'

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

Man lies sleeping and dribbling. Son says: 'My Dad likes to live every day as if it's his last.'