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"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"He's never up before eleven."

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'I've been told I grind my teeth while I'm napping at work.'

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

"It's your turn, Dear. I was up with him last winter."

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

Half asleep.

An Excellent Excuse.

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Hammock resting on books.

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

'I've tried giving him lots of E numbers - but still nothing...!'

Man lies sleeping and dribbling. Son says: 'My Dad likes to live every day as if it's his last.'

'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'

"I cannot see any activity over the next few weeks: looks like you'll sleep soundly this winter..."

'You can watch football all winter - I'm going out to the cave and get a little sleep!'

"It's the same thing every Monday morning. Trust me. . . he'll rise to the occasion."

'Hey, nice hammock, Gary.'

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

It's only a quarter past March. Hit the snooze button!

Musical Sketches - The orchestra during the performance of a tragedy

"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."

Lovers sleep.

'This meeting's over at 4:00? I'll request a 3:55 wake up call.'