Nonchalant Napper T-Shirts

"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

'I don't do 'Goodbyes' ...'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

'I've been told I grind my teeth while I'm napping at work.'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

Tired and Lazy

Half asleep.

'He stated jogging to work.'

An Excellent Excuse.

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."

Napquest

Hammock resting on books.

'I've tried giving him lots of E numbers - but still nothing...!'

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

Man lies sleeping and dribbling. Son says: 'My Dad likes to live every day as if it's his last.'

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'