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'I've tried giving him lots of E numbers - but still nothing...!'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"He's never up before eleven."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

'I've been told I grind my teeth while I'm napping at work.'

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

Half asleep.

Tired and Lazy

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

"It's your turn, Dear. I was up with him last winter."

"This is not the sleeping beauty I paid good money to see!"

An Excellent Excuse.

"You snored through the whole motivational seminar."

Napquest

Hammock resting on books.

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

Man lies sleeping and dribbling. Son says: 'My Dad likes to live every day as if it's his last.'

'You can watch football all winter - I'm going out to the cave and get a little sleep!'

"I cannot see any activity over the next few weeks: looks like you'll sleep soundly this winter..."

'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

'Hey, nice hammock, Gary.'

It's only a quarter past March. Hit the snooze button!