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"It's not fair that I have to get up and live the day I already had nightmares about."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"He's never up before eleven."

Worm Bed

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

Half asleep.

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

"It's your turn, Dear. I was up with him last winter."

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

Hammock resting on books.

'I've tried giving him lots of E numbers - but still nothing...!'

'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'

"I cannot see any activity over the next few weeks: looks like you'll sleep soundly this winter..."

'You can watch football all winter - I'm going out to the cave and get a little sleep!'

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

It's only a quarter past March. Hit the snooze button!

Musical Sketches - The orchestra during the performance of a tragedy

"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."

Clancy: Bed

"Wouldn't it be easier to let me fall asleep in front of the TV like dad?"

"I'm looking for an outside interest I can do from my couch."

Lovers sleep.

'I'll never forget when we first met and goodness knows I'll keep trying!'

Natural sleep

Everyone's Asleep.