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The Story of Oh

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"He's never up before eleven."

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

Half asleep.

Tired and Lazy

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."

'He stated jogging to work.'

'I thought you wanted to stop early today Ron!'

Hammock resting on books.

'I've tried giving him lots of E numbers - but still nothing...!'

'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

Off-line Between 2 - 3 pm.

"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."

Everyone's Asleep.

Musical Sketches - The orchestra during the performance of a tragedy

"I really envy my left foot...it slept through his entire sermon!"

"I'm looking for an outside interest I can do from my couch."

Lovers sleep.

'I'll never forget when we first met and goodness knows I'll keep trying!'