Merry-napper T-Shirts

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"He's never up before eleven."

The Off-Season

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

"I found this stuck in the sand right next to some sleeping people."

"It's your turn, Dear. I was up with him last winter."

Tired and Lazy

Bored Meeting

Half asleep.

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

"This is not the sleeping beauty I paid good money to see!"

Napquest

Hammock resting on books.

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

Man lies sleeping and dribbling. Son says: 'My Dad likes to live every day as if it's his last.'

'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'

'You can watch football all winter - I'm going out to the cave and get a little sleep!'

"I cannot see any activity over the next few weeks: looks like you'll sleep soundly this winter..."

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'