Winter Napper T-Shirts

It's only a quarter past March. Hit the snooze button!

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

'You can watch football all winter - I'm going out to the cave and get a little sleep!'

"I cannot see any activity over the next few weeks: looks like you'll sleep soundly this winter..."

"It's your turn, Dear. I was up with him last winter."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"He's never up before eleven."

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

The Off-Season

'I've been told I grind my teeth while I'm napping at work.'

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

Tired and Lazy

Half asleep.

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

An Excellent Excuse.

MOM'S: 'Sorry, closed...I don't feel like cooking today.'

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

"This is not the sleeping beauty I paid good money to see!"

"Well, Mr. I-can't-wait-for -the -baseball-season-to- begin."

Hammock resting on books.

"Sleeping? Uh...wha...I'm awake. "

'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'