Sand Pit Mischief Pillows

'Charlie, you've been dredging your sand from the golf courses again.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Sunbathers.

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Extra Long-jump

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

'...and you can take that wag off your tail!'

'You're lucky. Some people don't look good wearing dirt.'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

"Great, I just made my last mortgage payment!"

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

'SOME bunker this, eh?'

Man in hourglass is falling through quicksand.

Sand Painting

'I keep getting leadership mixed up with incitement.'

'How could you kids be so irresponsible?! You bury your dad in the sand and then lose him, knowing full well that the car keys are in his pocket!'

'Harriet - We outlasted him!'

Sandpit Egg Timer.

"Mom, Dad's in my sand pit again."

Mall Santa