Sandpit Dreamer Gifts

'What's all this talk about books? They'll never replace CD-ROMs.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I'm bored."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Captain steering house through flood.

Saxophone Player.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

Experts through the ages.

Boss asks early man: 'So ... where do you see yourself in four million years?'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

'I understand this topic may be offensive for some. Of course attendance is optional for any flightless students.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

Get a rockpool!

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

Scientific error causes the extinction of the dinosaurs.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

In the Museum of Dinosaws.

Noah's lesser known brother.