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'What's all this talk about books? They'll never replace CD-ROMs.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I'm bored."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Saxophone Player.

Captain steering house through flood.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Experts through the ages.

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'I understand this topic may be offensive for some. Of course attendance is optional for any flightless students.'

Boss asks early man: 'So ... where do you see yourself in four million years?'

Get a rockpool!

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

In the Museum of Dinosaws.

Noah's lesser known brother.

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."