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'Why don't you just pick the golfball and take the penalty!'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'How about a game of cards?'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

That kid's all business.

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

Extra Long-jump

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

"Grog understand supply and demand."

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

Man discovers the wheel, sort of.

'You're away, Doc!'

So what happens when you told Armstrong you wouldn't recite that Sinclair Broadcasting script? Oh, nothing. Sinclair sued me for everything I own, that's all. But the joke's on them: I've set up different LLC's for every aspect of my life. So all they could get were the assets of the LLC that they paid. This opens up a whole world of possibilities. I knew forming Rudy-has-next-to-nada LLC was a good idea. I am going to miss my ten cents and my broken wiffle ball, though.

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

'You won't lose any more money. We're the first fund with a GPS tracking system.'

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

Uh-oh, They're evolving!