Spit-battle Strategist Gifts

"Yeah, it's a modified super-soaker: a spit-soaker!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

The Costs Of Doing War.

"I like to stay on top of things."

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

"I made the mistake of asking my boss for an office with a view."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

"I'm new at this - how long did it take you to get things under control?"

The Future

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

DING DONG!

Battle.

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

'You can get into enough trouble just in Geneva -- no way you're going to a summit conference in LAS VEGAS!'

BE.. All that you can BE...

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

Service Entry.