Spit-battle Strategist Pillows

"Yeah, it's a modified super-soaker: a spit-soaker!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

The Costs Of Doing War.

"I like to stay on top of things."

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"I made the mistake of asking my boss for an office with a view."

The Future

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

"I'm new at this - how long did it take you to get things under control?"

DING DONG!

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

Battle.

'You can get into enough trouble just in Geneva -- no way you're going to a summit conference in LAS VEGAS!'

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

BE.. All that you can BE...

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

Service Entry.

'If you were a carp where would you go?'