Sand Trapper Pillows

A man plays golf by the sea

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Hole in one!!!!'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

God in the bunker.

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

Bagging the Chipmunk

'You're away, Doc!'

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

"I found this stuck in the sand right next to some sleeping people."

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

"Lately, I've mainly been using selfie traps."

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Offering a golfer a spade.

"I hate sand traps."

Animal Hats

"Hurry up Ted, or are you going to spend all day in that bunker?"

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

The voyageur's debate over which is the most profitable trade route to use ends in a compromise.

Animal intelligence: 'They are clever creatures...but not that clever.'

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'I tell you Eddy, I just love a sport where you can eat while you play.'

'I love golfing with Frank. He's in the sand and water so much it's like a day at the beach!'

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'