Storm Survivalist Prints

What can I get you, Mrs. Cohen? Two dozen cans of tuna, 15 bottled waters and a flashlight. Inflatable raft. Hurricane season beings again. I'll need a helipad delivered to my lawn.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Tommy!"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'Arf! Arf!'

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Working Environment

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Running out of Gas.

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

Island and man

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'