Sea Life Avenger Prints

An angry fish jumping out of the water aiming for a man who is fishing

Lazy Octopus

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"I don't do windows."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Titanic: How's my steering.

How Swordfish Are Born

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Heads or tails?"

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Shark food pyramid.

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'