Sea Life Champion Prints

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Lazy Octopus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Turtle Hat

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I don't do windows."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

'You've changed since we got married.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Dolphin

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'I win!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Shark food pyramid.

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus