Sea Life Champion Prints

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Lazy Octopus

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Turtle Hat

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I don't do windows."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Dolphin

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Shark food pyramid.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

Making fun of Starfish.