Sea-life Athletes Prints

Octopus Lifting Weights

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"I don't do windows."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Sea Change.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Stop Human Footing

Romance on the Yacht

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'Who says I'm beached?'

'Go deep.'

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

The Seahoover

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'No tipping please.'

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

Chef finds Seal in his pot.

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

All of a sudden, Jed wasn't feeling quite so confident.

Antarctic Krill Extinction?

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"