Sea-life Athletes T-Shirts

Octopus Lifting Weights

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"I don't do windows."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Stop Human Footing

Sea Change.

Romance on the Yacht

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'Go deep.'

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

'Who says I'm beached?'

The Seahoover

'No tipping please.'

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

All of a sudden, Jed wasn't feeling quite so confident.

Chef finds Seal in his pot.

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

I hate these flying fish

Antarctic Krill Extinction?

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"