Classic Seafarer Pillows

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

Captain in a storm

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Viking Loch Ness

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Lighthouse Beam.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'Distracting the fish.'

Pirate

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"International trade"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"We've got a problem."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Walking the Plank.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Sailor's Poker.

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Submariners' Eye Test.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

My First Boat

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.