Seafarer Admirer Pillows

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Shark infested custard!

Pirate

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

A meeting on the pier

God save the Queen.

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Submariners' Eye Test.

"Ye God's... That was close."

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

No Shoes, No Service.

"...Now say after me...whose a pretty boy..."

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

Discovery.

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

'You give really great cuddles mummy!'

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

'Don't leave behind any D-N-A. Or E-Y-E, A-R-M or L-E-G.'

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

"Excuse me, does this bus go the ocean?"

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

Sea-side - The bathing hour

SS Superhero

'On my shoulder, stupid!'

Joe's Foot-long Subs: A Man discovers he has been given a little real Submarine.

'We're running low on food, everyone. I think we should cut out the 'All-you-can-eat' buffets.'