Seafarer Admirer Prints

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Shark infested custard!

Pirate

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

A meeting on the pier

God save the Queen.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Submariners' Eye Test.

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

"Ye God's... That was close."

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

"...Now say after me...whose a pretty boy..."

No Shoes, No Service.

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

Discovery.

'But son, we've always been a marine family.'

'You give really great cuddles mummy!'

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

'Don't leave behind any D-N-A. Or E-Y-E, A-R-M or L-E-G.'

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

'We're running low on food, everyone. I think we should cut out the 'All-you-can-eat' buffets.'

SS Superhero

"Excuse me, does this bus go the ocean?"

Joe's Foot-long Subs: A Man discovers he has been given a little real Submarine.

Sea-side - The bathing hour

'On my shoulder, stupid!'

'Fred, don't you think it's time you went on a diet?'