Seafaring Fan Pillows

Is the safety railing really necessary?

"...Now say after me...whose a pretty boy..."

"Mummy, Mummy, there's a pirate ship at anchor in the bay! Maybe Daddy's back!"

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Viking Loch Ness

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Pirates

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

Ok, now you're not swiping at salmon. Now you're just splashing me.

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"International trade"

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

'He had a tough time fishing today,'

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

Landlubbers ONLY!

"Rumor has it the fish are pretty aggressive out here."