Sailor Admirer Pillows

God save the Queen.

"There it is - 'GSOH', gay salior one hand, 'WLTM', wooden leg to match'!"

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Piracy on a boating lake

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

A meeting on the pier

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

On board the MS Hepatology

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Woodpecker Ark.

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

The Bonvoy Age...

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

No Shoes, No Service.

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Have a very piratical Birthday

Captain of ship, surrounded by rough drafts and scrunched-up pieces of paper, says: 'Dammit bosun, we can't set sail without a coherent mission statement.'

"Sorry. He's been cursing like that ever since we put him in that little sailor suit."

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

'Don't leave behind any D-N-A. Or E-Y-E, A-R-M or L-E-G.'

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

'Howard likes everything to be ship shaped.'

'Ta da! Sailing in a row-boat!'

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

"My wife got the sails in the divorce."

During the Tempest, Panurge's Courage has Deserted Him. Friar Jean Mocks Him (Rabelais).

Joe's Foot-long Subs: A Man discovers he has been given a little real Submarine.