Globe-trotting Taster Gifts

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

Try to guess the continent dining...

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

My God, I need to fart.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

Cheese Secret

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Chernobyl Chow

"I picked this one up in France while my wife had her hip replaced."

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

A woman knits from a globe.

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

"Needs ketchup."

'Head cheese? Swedish sausage? Limberger cheese? . . . Try Albania!'

'If this is a non-stop flight, how do we get off?'

"What do you suggest for someone who has been everywhere?"

'Hey!! Everything on the menu is in Chinese.' 'We are at a Chinese restaurant

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

Irish Breakfast

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

Beefsteak travel, hamburger budget.

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'

"Say - MacDonald there has a good idea."

'They're hard to find my Love, but I've managed to gather your favourites: Stick insects...'

"I thought that we were going to eat something exotic tonight - not just a traditional English meal."