Globe-trotting Taster Gifts

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

Try to guess the continent dining...

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

My God, I need to fart.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

The Family Joules: Part 5

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

Cheese Secret

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

Chernobyl Chow

Anthony Bourdain with Chopsticks

"I picked this one up in France while my wife had her hip replaced."

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

A woman knits from a globe.

The Family Joules: Part 8

"Needs ketchup."

'Head cheese? Swedish sausage? Limberger cheese? . . . Try Albania!'

'If this is a non-stop flight, how do we get off?'

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

'Hey!! Everything on the menu is in Chinese.' 'We are at a Chinese restaurant

"What do you suggest for someone who has been everywhere?"

Irish Breakfast

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'

Beefsteak travel, hamburger budget.

"Say - MacDonald there has a good idea."

'They're hard to find my Love, but I've managed to gather your favourites: Stick insects...'

"I thought that we were going to eat something exotic tonight - not just a traditional English meal."