Globetrotter Gourmet Gifts

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do count against your diet.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

Easter Island legs

Tourists

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

World Tour.

'Now that's an afro!'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Try to guess the continent dining...

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Snowmen Around The World...

Travelling

The World's Easiest Airport

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Mr. Punch in Venice

My God, I need to fart.

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'