Luxury Trekker Gifts

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"First class, or with children?"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

La Table

Bubbly

The Lost World: You are Here

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Money Bar.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Convertible. Must be nice."

The Day Dreamer.

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

The Desert Island Package

Home Sweet Second Home.

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'Of course we can afford it, Reginald. Just get yourself fired as CEO!'

"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

'Have you seen these prices George!'

"What are you growing?"

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

Commuter on the Orient Express