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Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

What the Doctor Ordered

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"You do like octopus?"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

La Table

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'Like death by salad.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Rump roast?"

Bermuda Triangles

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle