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'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Sorry, you must have a tie."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

What the Doctor Ordered

"You do like octopus?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

La Table

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'Like death by salad.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Bermuda Triangles

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Tension filled the tent.

"Rump roast?"

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle