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'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Too posh to wash...

Big RV Camping

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

'What were you sent up for?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

Phone Mittens

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

Rustic Campgrounds.

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

Roughing it in the Great Outdoors.

Camping - Fresh Air

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

"We'r going to hike to look for reception."

Man relaxing in a deckchair at the campsite

'The Tropics Resort gives you a choice, Madam, geckos or big, hairy spiders...'