Novelty Camper Gifts

'I'll never take you backpacking again.'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'What were you sent up for?'

"You should consider buying."

Big RV Camping

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Rustic Campgrounds.

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

"I said 'how about some dessert,' Andy. Dessert!"

'SHOP!!!'

'Hey, we are roughing it out here! Only 45 minutes of IMing a night, you hear me?'

Welcome to the Bland Canyon. I trust you bought some board games.

Too posh to wash...

"We'r going to hike to look for reception."

'We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon.'

'Of course I'm sure it's a frog. I used to do this when I was a kid.'

"Yes, I brought just my phone and charger to our week-long survival trip. What else would I need?"

'You idiot!! I said to use kindling to start the fire!'

Pre-RV thinking: 'I enjoy tent camping.'

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the microwave.

"At last, just me and nature."

"Now we just need to lash a chimney and we're set!"

"Do I put Google maps on driving or walking directions?"

"Where are the beer tents?"

A Hybrid RV Powered by Wind, A Wood Stove & A Dog Pedaling.