Winter Camper Mugs

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"I'm snow-bored!"

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

Building a Shelter

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Local, free-range bug juice.

Phone Mittens

Bear Recycling.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

'Say, where'd you end up storing all those bees we caught?'

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

'Let's go early you said. We'll miss the crowds...'

"Can I join you until spring?"

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

'Let's drink to air conditioning.'