Festival Camper Gifts

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

Glastonbury. After.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

Campground Conductor

'What were you sent up for?'

Local, free-range bug juice.

Face painting - children have no faces

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Ants watching human invasion.

Mountain escalator.

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

'Camping has made our relationship so much more in tents!'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

'Don't worry Honey there isn't anyone for miles!'