Festival Camper T-Shirts

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

Glastonbury. After.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Campground Conductor

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

'What were you sent up for?'

Local, free-range bug juice.

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Face painting - children have no faces

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Mountain escalator.

Ants watching human invasion.

'Camping has made our relationship so much more in tents!'

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

'Don't worry Honey there isn't anyone for miles!'

'SHOP!!!'

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)