Camping Trips Gifts

'Put it back and go and collect some proper firewood!'

Camping Fees. It's getting so you can't see the forest for the fees.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'This is my second in command, boys, and she's coming on the camping trip.'

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

Creepy Camp Stories.

"Tonight I'll tell scary internet tales by the glow of our smart phones."

"Always be prepared."

Yeti Winter Winter Campout

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

A Good Batch.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Fly Fishing

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Sausages.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fishing sign.