Camping Trips T-Shirts

'Put it back and go and collect some proper firewood!'

'This is my second in command, boys, and she's coming on the camping trip.'

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

Creepy Camp Stories.

"Tonight I'll tell scary internet tales by the glow of our smart phones."

"Always be prepared."

Yeti Winter Winter Campout

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

A Good Batch.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Support Group for a Good Problem

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Fly Fishing

Fishing sign.

Sausages.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Marshmallows

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

A vampire in a canoe.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."